A: Mommy, did you know Maleece La Ti Da is a Christmas song? It says, I wanna wish you a Merry Christmas…
Me: Yes, but it's Feliz Navidad…
A: Maleece Body Bod??
Me: FA-leece Navidad.
A: Fa-leece da-de-da??
Me: Fa-leece Nah-vee-dah-d
A: Maleece Ba-de-dah??
Me: Just go….
Arbitrary and Capricious
Saturday, December 21, 2013
Saturday, November 9, 2013
A new outlet
I miss full nights of sleep.
I miss eating whatever I want and still being able to zip my jeans.
I miss writing.
The first two I can blame on becoming mommy-fied/old. The last one too, but mainly because I got lazy. (Ok, so laziness also probably plays into the jeans-not-zipping part too, but I digress…)
*Fanfare*
And cue my triumphant return to blogging…
After trying to remember the location of the last blog, and googling "likeadonut", I found it.
I also found some not-so-nice innuendos. Oy.
Kind of like that time I was about to go on short-term disability for maternity leave.
So I decided to google it from my computer.
At work.
Except I shortened "short-term disability" to "STD".
Doh.
There are probably some guys in IT still giving me the side-eye.
I decided it was time for a name change. Because people that are googling "like a donut" don't seem from the search results to be the type that would enjoy my ridiculous antics.
Unless they're the kind of people that are just as bad as I am at googling.
I miss eating whatever I want and still being able to zip my jeans.
I miss writing.
The first two I can blame on becoming mommy-fied/old. The last one too, but mainly because I got lazy. (Ok, so laziness also probably plays into the jeans-not-zipping part too, but I digress…)
*Fanfare*
And cue my triumphant return to blogging…
After trying to remember the location of the last blog, and googling "likeadonut", I found it.
I also found some not-so-nice innuendos. Oy.
Kind of like that time I was about to go on short-term disability for maternity leave.
So I decided to google it from my computer.
At work.
Except I shortened "short-term disability" to "STD".
Doh.
There are probably some guys in IT still giving me the side-eye.
I decided it was time for a name change. Because people that are googling "like a donut" don't seem from the search results to be the type that would enjoy my ridiculous antics.
Unless they're the kind of people that are just as bad as I am at googling.
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